sophmore+letter

**__Advice to sophomores __**   Class of ’11: Don’t mess with the senior’s cause they will mess you up. If you get on a seniors bad side they will hunt you down and will flay all your friends and known associates. Just think of our school as the earth and seniors are America or Russia and when someone pisses that country off they go and fight a war that they could obviously win in a night but they drag it on forever for dramatic effect. That’s what seniors do to sophomores like if you throw milk at a senior then they will fill your car up with milk (if you are cool enough to have a car as a sophomore). Then they will shave the word milk in the side of your dog and if you don’t have a dog then they will buy you a dog and then shave the word milk in it.  Our school officer is not your friend. You can have an intellectual conversation and you think you are friends. Then the minute you are in the hall without a hall pass they search you for drugs and call your parents and tell them they think you are a bad kid then they bring you down to D.T... Good luck there!  There are probably only like two good teachers in the whole school Mrs. Clark  J  and Mrs. Lantis. Don’t let anyone tell you different cause it would be a lie. A lot of them just want your loyalty then they will make you turn on all your friends and you might get on a seniors bad side and we already know what happens when you do that.   Advice is a valuable thing so I hope you are taking me seriously. Another thing you need to know that you should never I mean never trust school lunch find something you like and stick to it cause at school going out of the box will never help you only hurt and make you feel dumb. The pizza is decent, corn dog, chicken tenders, and sometimes the daily lunch can be good but always use caution when you get in that line if you have any uncertainty then get out quick.  And Lastly never take classes that are abnormally hard although you may think some help you they don’t if you want to excel take C.E. and not AP. AP does nothing for you at all sure it might look good in a college application but it isn’t worth a college credit and you just end up spending a lot of wanted money on something seemingly useless. An A looks good despite what class it’s in and if doesn’t count as an advanced credit then why take it. 
 * __Ian Mason’s __**